Considering that you grew up in the Midwest and that you are one of the best writers around, I am shocked, shocked, shocked, you refer to the headgear you are selling as a hat. It is a cap, not a hat. A hat has a brim that goes all around. A cap only has a beak! Before I retired I ran an advisory firm that served agribusiness entities. In the process I accumulated a collection of some 1,500 caps from around the world. One of my mentors was the late Tom Burrus, co-owner of Burrus Seed, Arenzville, IL who taught me the difference. In any case, TWA is the most civilized way of greeting the morning. And yes, I will buy one of your caps!
Considering that you grew up in the Midwest and that you are one of the best writers around, I am shocked, shocked, shocked, you refer to the headgear you are selling as a hat. It is a cap, not a hat. A hat has a brim that goes all around. A cap only has a beak! Before I retired I ran an advisory firm that served agribusiness entities. In the process I accumulated a collection of some 1,500 caps from around the world. One of my mentors was the late Tom Burrus, co-owner of Burrus Seed, Arenzville, IL who taught me the difference. In any case, TWA is the most civilized way of greeting the morning. And yes, I will buy one of your caps!
But does he say pop, or soda. That is the true test.